You know that you’re a Ueda fangirl when…
1.
Your favourite sport is boxing.2. Guys who go around asking people to touch their abs are normal.
3.
Doing push-ups throughout your solo segment during a concert shows character.4.
Running back and forth the stage during rehearsals because you have too much energy is okay.5.
Your ideal guy should look like a princess.6.
Your favourite play of Shakespeare’s is ‘Romeo and Juliet’.7.
That’s also the only play of Shakespeare’s that you’ve read, or wanted to read, or heard of.8.
You want to visit Shakespeare’s grave too.9.
Eating like a monster is natural for guys.10.
Your favourite way to greet large dogs is to make them stand on two feet and hug them.11.
You think it’s funny that you can’t half-swallow a gummy bear and spit it out again because now you have something in common with Ueda.12. A man is only man enough when he can climb with his bare hands up a rope to the top of a concert hall.
13. You have started wearing long earrings.
14. Your favourite animals are mice, preferably with a bite mark on their ear.
15.
You wouldn’t mind being part of Ueda’s harem.16.
You are starting to consider a career as a hairstylist.17. You want to eat all the food that Ueda sang about in ‘Hara Pekoman’.
18. You cried while listening to ‘Love in Snow’.
19.
You watch ‘Konkatsu!’ only for Ueda.20.
You want to have four golden retrievers.21. You try to hypnotize ice-cream.
22. Tonkatsu is now your favourite food.
23.
You forgave ‘Dictator’ for all its bad English.24. Your favourite performance of ‘Yorokobi no Uta’ was the one from Cartoon KAT-TUN II You, because Ueda looked so happy there.
25.
You want to learn the piano.26.
You think it’s awesome when your idol flaps his arms flying around a concert area pretending to be a fairy.27. You have pretended to be able to see fairies as well.
28. You want to buy a pair of black sandals.
29. You have contemplated falling to your knees in apology when you have made a mistake.
30. You realize that you don’t mind Ueda smearing dog poop that he just stepped on onto you.
31. You don’t mind people breaking your things and telling you: “A thing with shape will be broken some day. All things are in flux, nothing is permanent. Yes, you can’t help it, you can’t help it.”
32. You order your friends to bring you food when you are ill, using a sickly voice.
33. You think of kakigoori when you eat kakigori.
34.
You want a red half-mask with a long, foldable nose.35.
You decide that you’ll name your future daughter ‘Elizabeth’ and shorten it to ‘Eri’.36. You play Nintendo in the bathtub.
37.
You think that emo, angsty guys are cute.38.
You want a pair of brown-framed glasses. (and I have them *o*)
39.
You wanted a pair of pink PJs because Ueda wore them.40. You know that Ueda *sometimes* wears brand-less underwear.
41.
You have wondered what it was like to get abandoned in the mountains.42. You have wondered what Ueda would be like if he were a lawyer instead of an artiste. (kakkoi~)
43.
Going onto a stage barefooted or in black sandals (and dropping them) is cute and perfectly fine.44.
You insist that Ueda was the first guy in KAT-TUN to try the sticking-his-hand-down-his-pants thing during photoshoots.45. You spent an equal amount of money (or more!) on Ueda’s solo concert goods compared to KAT-TUN concert goods.
46.
You have felt an urge to learn the electric guitar.47.
You want to kill your friends with a large gun when they get too enthusiastic playing video games.48. You have tried not smiling for a day.
49.
Your favourite pose is anything with a ‘peace!’ sign.50. You tried having an emo, angsty moment when someone asked you ‘What are you trying to be?’
51.
You realized that more of this list described you than you thought.
Oh hai Uepi I love youu~
Lol I didn't expect so many things to be bolded haha.
PLASTIC KINGDOM!
I don't feel bad for abandoning my blogger. Nobody reads it anyway >_>
